Thursday

White panties & Ruby Showers

I assure you there must be an unwritten law, it's a very powerful law, not to overstate this, but it may be almost as inflexible as the law of gravity. This unwritten law seems to dictate that every time a certain someone, let's call her Leona S., no, too obvious, L. Stern, so every time Mme Stern puts on a nice crisp pair of white underwear she is about to start menstruating. Do not kid yourself, it does not appear to make a difference if the undergarments are silk, cotton or satin, Auntie Ruby does not even shy away from ruining a perfectly fine pair of La Perla or Agent Provocateur unmentionables.

Now, even so all Ruby showers are nothing short of titillating, my favorite human tampon disposals are the mega-Jewish boys. Why? Well, if you know anything about Judaism, you know that observing men can not even touch their wive during "Niddah". Married couples sleep in separate beds, wives who are usually responsible for pouring their husbands dink, won't do so during this time of "ritual impurity".

It makes it all just so much more naughty, and if you know anything about me, you know the more naughty and edgy a subject is....the more it turns me on. A lot of my fantasies are centered on mental domination, mind control and psychological mind fucks. Pardon my French, I will go and soap my mouth now.


11 comments:

  1. oh my god...i wish i were Jewish, right now...
    - pathetic black slave

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  2. Mme Stern, (trying not to be to obvious)

    Whatever I could do to become your new favorite tampon disposal, tell me please. I do admire your passion for the more naughty and edgy subject, as my interest begins to peak at the first sign of a really good psychological mind fuck. Ooops...maybe you should soap my mouth as well, PLEASE.

    -Downinit

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  3. paddington bear to a chorus of approvalWednesday, January 26, 2011

    So, pathetic black slave, having asked your God, I'm just curious as to what his response was?

    Was He keen on you switching allegiance? I would imagine He would be only too pleased to grant your plea. you are after all serving a mistress - how grateful your (primary)God must be. Only, you're a little unreliable - this will be your third God/ess served in only a short period of time. Perhaps you should make your mind up. Or has it possibly been made up for you.....?

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  4. id luv to be your human tampon! Yummy

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  5. I want to play with all your slaves. I want to be your whore who you send to service them.

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  6. Hey, W/we're on the same cycle, woo-hoo!!! lol :)

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  7. Darf ich Ihre Prostituierte? Ich möchte, dass du mir den Einsatz als beendet eure Sklaven oder so können sie mich ausreden.

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  8. This is a great example of how using a program to translate more than one word is a always really bad idea.

    RE: Darf ich Ihre Prostituierte? Ich möchte, dass du mir den Einsatz als beendet eure Sklaven oder so können sie mich ausreden.

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  9. This is what that means in Enlsih:

    Do I may your prostitute? I would like, conclude that you myself the use as your slave or so they can dissuade me.


    why do people waste My time with this nonsense?

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  10. You have kinky humor! Real German Herrin!

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  11. I'd love to be of use to you in this kink. I'll look to be the mouth that takes in whatever is given, happily and obediently.

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